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Warning: spoilers duh. Also um. This recap might be a bit… critical. Yeahhh. Don’t read if you don’t like ~*opinions*~ I guess.
PREVIOUSLY ON AMC’S THE WALKING DEAD DOCTOR WHO:
Doctor: I’M GONNA REGENERATE
Rose: NOOOO DOCTAAAAHHH
Jack: Oh come on guys no need to panic—
Rose: NOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE WORST THING EVARRRR
Donna: wtf is going on
Dalek Khan: Hey guys just letting you know that SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE. A COMPANION. YUP. TOTALLY.
Audience: Really? Like, actually die? Or is it some lame cop-out like when Rose said she died but she didn’t die at all?
Dalek Khan: HAHAHAHAHAHA no it’s actually going to be worse
DOCTOR WHO ABRIDGED: JOURNEY’S END (AKA EVERYONE HAS BOMBS BUT NO ONE USES THEM. ALSO SCIENCE)
TARDIS: well at least he’s not exploding all over the place
Doctor: I AM REGENERATING jk guys I can totally redirect my regeneration stuff into my chopped-off hand-in-a-jar that is so conveniently standing in the console room.
Donna: wot
Rose: wot
Jack: wot
Doctor: SO THAT WAS FUN
Jack: What. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Doctor: I just healed myself and then let the rest of the regeneration go into that hand.
Jack: HOW IS THAT A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN. HOW. I MEAN. WHAT.
Donna: So basically you could just chop some limbs off every time you regenerate, store them in some jars, and then when you get fatally injured, use those limbs to stop the regeneration process before you actually change.
Doctor: I guess. Dunno why no one ever did that before.
Donna: MAYBE BECAUSE IT IS TOTAL BULLSHIT
Rose: So you’re still you then.
Doctor: …well yeah, but I would have been even if I regenerated. I mean. I still stay me when I do.
Rose: YEAH BUT YOUR FACE WOULD BE ALL DIFFERENT AND THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE
Doctor: You’ve been through a regeneration of mine, remember. Everything was fine and dandy.
Rose: HOW COULD I HAVE LOVED YOU WITH ANOTHER FACE
Doctor: …okay then. HUGS?
Rose: HUGS
Doctor: Haha oh man I wonder if our goodbye hug is gonna be just as good
Rose: what
Doctor: NOTHING
Daleks: hello we’re gonna take you to our ship now lol
Doctor: Oh dang
Warning: spoilers and shit. You know the deal.
DOCTOR WHO ABRIDGED: THE STOLEN EARTH (OR OMG GUISE IT’S ROESSSSSS also a buttload of other people)
Earth: WOW A STORY THAT TAKES PLACE ON EARTH OHMYGOD THIS IS SO NOVEL AND INTERESTING WOW THAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE HONESTLY AFTER ALL THESE FINALES AND SPECIALS AND REGULAR EPISODES SET ON EARTH I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED THAT THIS ONE WOULD TAKE PLACE ON EARTH AS WELL. DON’T YOU JUST FUCKING LOVE EARTH. OH AND IT’S THE 21ST CENTURY TOO. OH MY GOD THIS IS JUST BURSTING WITH NEW CONCEPTS. I WONDER WHO THE VILLAINS ARE GOING TO BE. I BET THEY’RE SUPER NEW AND ORIGINAL AND AMAZING.
Doctor: EARTH I HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU hey where’s all the death and destruction
Donna: So Rose then.
Doctor: ROESSSSSS
Donna: right but parallel universe and shit
Doctor: Oh yeah I guess the walls between universes are degrading and that’s super bad and everything will explode and aaaaahhhh
Donna: why do you sound so out of breath
Doctor: what
Donna: It’s just that whenever you start an ‘omg something bad is happening’ speech, you sound really out of breath.
Doctor: WELL OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE IT’S SUPER DRAMATIC anyway whatever let’s go
Earth: Oh man just as they left, bad stuff started happening. Ohman that’s some bad timing. Oh man. Really.
Warning: spoilers for the movie obviously. And if you read this without having seen it and you think it’s bad, YEAH IT IS BUT WATCH IT ANYWAY BECAUSE IT IS AMAZING.
DOCTOR WHO: THE TV MOVIE (OR THE ENEMY WITHIN. OR PAUL MCGANN IS BEAUTIFUL OHMYGOD LOOK AT HIS ADORABLE FACE AND HIS VOICE IS MADE OF PURE SEX JESUS CHRIST WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS MOVIE)
Doctor: Hello I’m Paul McGann and my voice is made of pure sex.
Skaro: HELLO
Doctor: Wh— what the fuck. What the fuck is Skaro doing here. I blew it up during Remembrance of the Daleks. WHAT THE HELL BRO
Skaro: The Master is on trial here lol
Doctor: wat
Skaro: YEP also Dalek voices are weirdly high for some reason. Aaaanyway the Master is sentenced to death and shit and he wants you to take his ashes to Gallifrey. For some reason.
Doctor: Nononono back up. So the Master was on trial on the planet Skaro, which technically has been blown up, and not just on Gallifrey, which is… you know… his home planet. Plus, why would the Daleks want to put him on trial? Wouldn’t that be a job for the Time Lords? And how am I going to get his ashes from Skaro anyway, the Daleks hate my guts. IS THIS A TRAP. IS THAT WHAT THIS IS. I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON
Skaro: Listen bro—
Doctor: AND WHY IS THAT PLANET TALKING TO ME
Skaro: dude
Doctor: AND WHAT ARE THOSE SNAKE EYES FLOATING IN SPACE
Master: Those are my eyes I MEAN I’M DEAD
Doctor: SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE SNAKE EYES
Master: …
Doctor: WE’RE NOT EVEN A MINUTE INTO THE MOVIE AND IT ALREADY DOESN’T MAKE SENSE
Opening credits: Yeah but look at these awesome opening credits
[Warning: spoilers for the Christmas special obviously.]
THE DOCTOR, THE WIDOW AND THE WARDROBE (ACTUALLY NEVER MIND THE WARDROBE)
Space: where there is no air. Take note, this will be important later.
Spaceship: SUP EARTH WE ARE HERE TO INVADE YOU haha no not really. We’re not going to do another Earth-gets-invaded-by-aliens story. That would be boring.
Doctor: OH MAN THINGS ARE EXPLODING AND SHIT. This is not a good situation.
Spaceship: I am exploding and you are now in space.
Doctor: Ohman I am getting sucked into space.
Physics: Yes okay that is what would happen initially, but all the air has already sort of gone so…
Doctor: OH MAN I AM FALLING INTO SPACE
Physics: You can’t… you can’t fall in space. There’s no gravity.
Doctor: I NEED TO GET THAT SPACESUIT QUICK BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A VERY GOOD SITUATION
Physics: Right. But. Not to be rude, but you can’t breathe in space. I mean, I’ll forgive you the sounds and everything, because most sci-fi shows/movies ignore the fact that there is no sound in space, but um… really, breathing is not a thing you can do right now. Let alone yelling.
Doctor: OH GOOD I GOT THE SPACESUIT
Physics: Also you should probably be freezing right now. Or burning to death, depending on where the sun is at the moment.
Doctor: I AM ABSOLUTELY FINE THOUGH
Physics: No, please, just… just stop.
Doctor: THE LAWS OF PHYSICS ARE MINE AND THEY SHALL OBEY ME
PREVIOUSLY ON THE END OF TIME:
Doctor: I’M GOING TO DIEEEEE
Everyone else: jesus christ shut the fuck up YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DIE
AND NOW FOR THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
And when I say thrilling I mean jesus fuck Ten get over yourself. Honestly.
WARNING: SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY. Also a giant wall of text. Because this is a long episode. Sadly enough.
THE END OF TIME PART 2 (OR ‘CHANGE, MY DEAR, AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON’)
Gallifrey: see this is why giant glass domes are not a good idea. I’ll bet you anything someone was impaled by glass when that thing broke. It’s just not safe
Time Lords: You can tell we’re an advanced civilization because we’ve got long narrow bridges with no railings. Seriously though, what is the deal with sci-fi and these things. I mean this is just stupidly unsafe. ALSO LOOK AT OUR FANCY CLOTHES HAHAHA we look like idiots.
Rassilon: So what about the Doctor.
Time Lady: Well he’s planning on killing all of us. The crazy lady’s ramblings confirm this.
Visionary: BURNING. FALLING. FIRE. OTHER WORDS.
Time Lady: …that’s not a vision, you’re just saying what’s happening now.
Visionary: Yeah but I look crazy doing it so that means I’m a prophet or something.
Time Lady: Well you know, maybe it’s better if we all die. I mean we’re kinda corrupt douchebags, and all the people dying and then getting resurrected and then dying again isn’t a lot of fun.
Rassilon: NO FUCK YOU I WON’T DIE
Time Lady: Whoa okay sorry
Rassilon: NO FUCK YOU. TASTE MY GLOVED FURY.
Time Lady: Oh no I done evaporated
Time Lord: Okay so dying isn’t an option. But there’s this thing in the prophecy about the Master and the Doctor…
Rassilon: We already know they’re shagging.
Time Lord: Yes but there’s also Earth.
Rassilon: EARTH. SOUNDS GOOD. ALIENS INTERFERING WITH EARTH NEVER GOES WRONG.
WARNING: spoilers for The End of Time (well obviously). Also I hate this episode. Just throwing that out there. SO STAND BACK BECAUSE I AM GOING TO MOCK THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF IT
THE END OF TIME PART 1 (OR ‘HOW NOT TO WRITE YOUR FINAL DOCTOR WHO STORY’ BY RUSSELL ‘I’M LEAVING SO THE WHOLE SHOW DIES OKAY’ T. DAVIES.)
Earth, 21st century: WOW A STORY THAT TAKES PLACE ON EARTH IN THE 21ST CENTURY? IN LONDON? HOW NOVEL
Mysterious voice-over: In the final days of Earth (haha like it’s actually the final days of Earth), everyone had bad dreams. Although idk, dreaming of John Simm isn’t that bad.
Wilf: I’m the only good thing about this episode. Also hey a church let’s go in there.
Mysterious woman: Hello I am the only mildly important woman in this episode. Also let me tell you this story about the Doctor and how people love him and shit.
RTD: THE DOCTOR IS A GOD HAVE I MENTIONED THIS
Moffat: Oh, something to add to my list for next year. ‘Deconstruct… image… of the Doctor… as a god.’
Mysterious woman: Yeah he smote demons and shit. Because he’s a god. Obviously.
Moffat: ‘Show… the Doctor… as just a madman… with a box… and also… a monster… and definitely… not a god.’
Mysterious woman: Anyway I’m gonna vanish now.
Wilf: HOW MYSTERIOUS.
Warning: spoilers for pretty much everything.
LET’S KILL HITLER (JUST KIDDING WE CAN’T DO THAT)
Unspecified British countryside: CORN. BURN IT. IT’S EVIL. HAVE YOU NOT READ ZOMBICORNS?
Amy: You know it would have been easier if we’d just blown up a hat shop or something. ANYWAY CROP CIRCLESSSS
Doctor: The fuck guys.
Amy: DOCTOR HAVE YOU FOUND MELODY also there was this weird thing this summer with no one dying and shit
Rory: I died anyway.
Doctor: I think Torchwood has officially been un-canon’d. Also I haven’t found Melody. But I’ve been shagging River so there’s that.
Amy: Well fuck you.
Doctor: …hug?
Amy: Fine.
Mels: WADDUP BITCHES
Doctor: what
Amy: Oh hey this is Mels, she’s our best friend and shit.
Mels: Yo. So you never told me he’s smokin’.
Amy: Well I was seven when I met him. Would’ve been kinda akward.
Doctor: so um
Mels: TITLE DROOOOP
(Sorry for the delay. School and stuff got in the way. BUT YEAH NEXT INSTALLMENT. Wooooo.)
WARNING: Spoilers and shit. You know the drill.
A GOOD MAN GOES TO WAR (BUT IT’S NOT MUCH OF A WAR REALLY)
Demon’s Run: well I would run too. It’s a pretty shitty base.
Amy: Let’s kick this thing off with me being confusing about who the father of Melody is. Hint: it’s Rory. I should really stop using phrases like ‘dropped out of the sky’ and ‘last of his kind’.
Kovarian: GIVE ME YOUR CHIIIILD
Amy: FUCK OFF I’M NOT DONE MAKING THE AUDIENCE THINK THE DOCTOR SHAGGED ME
Someone stop me except don’t
[Warning: spoilers for all of series 6. Also Supernatural references all over the goddamn place because MARK SHEPPARD.]
DAY OF THE MOON (AND CONFUSION. AND BACK SEX.)
Utah: Look at this motherfucking gorgeous landscape hot damn
Amy: Running for my life but not really. How did I even get here in the middle of nowhere.
FBI: We’ve got cars but we can’t seem to catch up with you. Must be those legs.
Amy: Oh shit a cliff. Well not really. But I have to stop somewhere.
Canton: Sup gurl I’m all evil and shit. But not really. But really because I am the king of hell. But not really because I’m lovable and stuff.
Amy: what
Canton: WHAT NOTHING WHAT
Amy: Do you even know why you’re doing this?
Canton: Um yeah this is the plan. I fake kill you and stuff.
Amy: dude
Canton: OH RIGHT I MEAN I DEFINITELY KILL YOU FOR REAL K BYE NOW I’m sure nobody will check whether you’re actually dead or anything. We’ll just stuff you in this body bag. That’s safe.
Amy: Oh no I done got shot
Oops I did another one of these. Might make it into a series? IDK MAN I JUST LIKE DOING THIS also procrastinating from art requests sorry.
[Warning: Spoilers and shit for all of series 6 and also Supernatural references because MARK SHEPPARD.]
THE IMPOSSIBLE ASTRONAUT (FEAT. MARK MOTHERFUCKING SHEPPARD. WAS THERE ANYONE ELSE IN THIS EPISODE I DON’T EVEN KNOW/CARE)
Pond residence: how did you even get this house so quick. Where did you get the money.
Amy: So like it’s been two months since the Doctor left us and now he’s waving at us from history and being ridiculous.
Rory: As opposed to…?
Postman: You’ve got mail bro. Dunno why I need to ring the bell for this though. I mean it’s not like it’s a package. It’s just an envelope.
Amy: ZOMG DOCTOR MAIL
Rory: AW YEAH LET’S GO TO UTAH
